why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
I love love that these are dark without being like ~twisted~ ~evil~ whatever portrayals. Like, these are all straight-up moments from their stories but they’re haunting and sinister and wonderful.
I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.
Every cat owner ever.
SERIOUSLY MISHA WHAT IS YOUR FACE
YOU’RE EITHER A CUTE CUDDLY SEXY BB
OR A PSYCHOTIC MOTHERFUCKER WHO WILL PROBABLY KILL ME IN MY SLEEP
THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT